Onyiego

Architect

[yves theQurator @yvesthequrator]

Bro went to the future to fix the past😭

[Dume @gietzschean]

We don't call modern day architects losers enough

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

IDK if it’s just me but mbuzi choma just needs salt/salty water and an open flame. Mambo ya paprika, cumin, black pepper, ashagwanda, paw paw seeds sijui nini weka mbali 🤣

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CURRENCIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[دین محمد @furqan_pk]

It all started here.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Mzazi anadhani uko chuo unasoma kidogo anakuona news kwa citizen ukielezea changamoto wanazopitia wanaboda boda pale kenyatta market.

[zuka @feran_x]

Easier to tell people I’m unemployed than explain the things I do

[Eleli Ayub @eleliayub]

You leave Nairobi Garage, on your right is Beer District with a white population and kilimani baddies and negros drinking 500/= beers and shots costing price ya mzinga pale campus.
On your left is a fleet of cars you won't be able to afford for the next 20 years with your current salary.
You look up and its PWC and Oracle, at a distance you can see Microsoft beaming you their colors. Phew.

You plug your ear-pods, blast some Money Trees and head to take your cab home, appreciating the little you have and hoping for more.

But ni life

[June 25th @Jasiri_Sierra]

Oil marketers need to understand that EPRA was designed precisely for situations like this. You have enjoyed the good margins and price fixing for a long time but on the one event that literally justifies EPRAs existence munataka kubeba watu mateka? Funny!

[🧊Monteverdi ®🌹 @I_loveblack_]

Kuna msupa amewahi nipikia mashed potatoes na beef,aliamka usiku akidhani Kuna panya kumbe ni Mimi nilikuwa natafuna ugali kwa Giza

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Statistically speaking, only 1 in 6 women are likely to get married.
Source: Nikamchagua yeye katikati ya wenzake watano ~ Marioo 2024.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

9-5 babes pale kwa matatu thinking how hopeless every man in the matatu is

[Retromania 53K+ 🆑assics & M🅾️torsport Lovers @Retromania4ever]

1975 #Safari Rally in #Kenya 🇰🇪
#Peugeot 504 V6
Ove Andersson & Arne Hertz

[Chris Kost @chriskost]

Nairobi needs to shift from trying to solve every mobility challenge with flyovers, wider roads, and elevated highways to investing in fast and reliable public transport.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

sahii hao karen baddies wakijaribu tu hivi kuwachilia their pet crocodiles tunaona moto.

[Amandeep Jagde @AmandeepJagde]

Nairobi's drainage system is evaporation.

[Kasee🗿 @Kasee_EMw]

Usiite pesa yangu kichele ama maziwa we chokora...yangu ni funds

[Olaoluwa💜 @oc_olorunfemi]

Whoever designed Sliding windows is so stupid.
Half of the window space is useless, unlike louvres which use every single space.

[Akramz @Akramz_Jnr]

Next thing should be train how people move/walk. Why is everyone going everywhere 😭😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning? I need at least an hour to defrost.