Pope Frances

There’s a really good chance I’ve already talked shit about you on here.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Doogs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Doogsta]

Remember and use this special ballot box if your thinking of voting for Reform UK on Thursday 👍

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I'd like to apologize to every MAGA I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. You people are all fucking terrible.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

My problem is….I see motherhood as the end of the world and nothing I’ve seen or read about it is convincing me otherwise.

[🦢 @meishato]

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Don’t kill yourself. Trump will die one day and you’re gonna wanna see that.

[ms. bitch @katastrophe_xo]

i will no longer say “i’m going to kill myself” …instead i will be threatening everyone/everything that causes ME the inconvenience with a good ol “you’re going to die”

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

I thought I successfully flew under the radar at work these last two years until I acted more like my real self at our department Christmas party yesterday, and now my coworkers wanna follow me on Instagram.

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

We really could’ve had Doug Emhoff decorating the White House for Christmas, but instead we’re going back to whatever fuck this shit is.

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

Wearing my “childless” sweatshirt to my pap smear appointment less than an hour after the election gets called.

[Luke Hall @OakTreeStatus]

You’re telling me I have to choose between an old, bloated, insufferably arrogant candidate from New York and an entitled, inauthentic, out-of-touch diva from California?

This World Series is the worst.

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

Attending political party conventions for work means I drunkenly told my boss about how I got dumped over the phone at the last CA dem convention I was at. I’ll let you know what he says when I tell him the full story tomorrow.

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

Begging people on this island to adopt dryers more universally because your clothes fucking reek when you air dry them in constant humidity.

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

SNL should revive this to make fun of the Republicans.

https://t.co/VugROGF1F8

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

Presidential Medal of Freedom material.

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

The FUCKING SCREAM I let out when Tim Walz made a JD Vance couch joke 💀

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris picks Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as running mate as she looks to boost Democratic ticket in Midwest, AP sources say.
Follow AP's live updates. https://t.co/Mmt5qQLPGM

[kose @kvsee1]

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

@peeeeeeeeeper 😢

[Pope Frances @onyourjohnson]

I love my husband, but I really wish he were more of a hater.