#RutoMustGo

Watenya is the next president by force by fire

[Charles Onyango-Obbo @cobbo3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[BOSS @henrypirfa]

Just saying.

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

I’m afraid there will never be a revolution in Kenya

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

This is the political economy problem I've been talking about. A TSC job will not attract visits from KRA and kanjo for ridiculous licenses and taxes. The police won't shoot you in class, but they'll kill you for starting a business, like they did to the Kianjokoma brothers. Kenyan billionaires began their careers as civil servants and politicians. Banks do not lend loans to people with good business plans but to people with pay slips.

There is a perverse logic to people preferring employment to entrepreneurship. Kenya punishes entrepreneurs and uses the public purse as a bank for credit and for business.
#MaishaKazini

[#RutoMustGo @onyuo]

@Branicemercy I remember this, uyu jamaa akija kugombea langata lazma tuangushe

[Nipho Madondo @niphomadondo]

except morocco.

fuck morocco as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.

[Wahome Thuku @wahomethuku]

WHEN he heard that Dr. Fred Matiang’i would be in Narok on May 2 for the homecoming ceremony of Jubilee Secretary-General Moitalel ole Kenta, he quickly organised a rally in Kajiado just to stage a supremacy contest in Maasai land.

When he learned that Uhuru Kenyatta would be addressing hundreds of Jubilee delegates at the Kiambu Golf Club in Kiambu County on May 25, 2026, he quickly organised a presser at DCP headquarters and specifically set it for midday to share airtime with Uhuru.

When he heard that Matiangi would be in Meru today, he hurriedly organised a meeting with DCP aspirants and politicians from Meru county.

United Alternative Government indeed. This is a Ruto mole. Kila mtu ajifanyie campaigns atafute kura zake, watu wakutane mbele.

[Editorial @Editorial53]

A school going boy who was pushed from a PSV bus belonging to Nicco Movers Sacco, a PSV operator serving the Nairobi Central Business District (CBD)–Thika corridor, has died. The bus has since been impounded at Kasarani police station.

[#RutoMustGo @onyuo]

@NyakundiReport A student

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Nudes are overrated. Send me a video of you reading so that I can see if you’re literate enough to fight against the technofascist wave of illiterate anti-intellectualism.

[#RutoMustGo @onyuo]

@georgediano Hio ni ndani ya Kibanda jee nje?

[wasilwa cyril @CyrilWasilwa]

Was literally telling my sister this the other day... they could operate a hospital in international waters on a vesel. They could set up a hospital in the Antarctica.
They could up the drama game by setting up a hospital in space.... but they chose Kenya because of WSR

[#RutoMustGo @onyuo]

@kinjeketile @Brainiarc7 I just did this route today, it’s chaotic

[BenkaCentral @BenkaCentral]

I don’t think many Kenyans have fully realized it yet, but we are living through one of the darkest periods in our nation's history. A time that arguably rivals only the British colonial era.

[#RutoMustGo @onyuo]

@ArapTilingi Used to do what exactly?

[Dark Web Informer @DarkWebInformer]

🚨🇰🇪 A threat actor known as MrDarkRoot is selling a dataset allegedly containing citizen records from the Republic of Kenya, with a separate folder said to exist for each individual.

The actor claims complete records for 10 million people are exposed, including full names, dates and places of birth, national ID and passport numbers, parents' names, addresses, phone numbers, emails, banking and tax records, property and vehicle records, medical and vaccination history, criminal and judicial records, educational records, and passport-style photos, alongside extensive business registration data.

Claim is unverified.

💥 Stop guessing what's redacted. Paid subscribers see everything: https://t.co/281Qjc6p2J

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

The way yall charge for labs nitajaza venye nataka

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Uzuri wa hii serekali haibagui inafinya kila mtu ,Leo watu wa gulf wamepata ujumbe wa rurnunu. They should supply the uae banks with their kra pins 🤣🤣🤣.

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

In the time Uhuru wasted for Kenya, Poland built a trillion dollar economy and Morocco built an Industrial powerhouse to overcome South Africa.
The gallows are still not ready despite the promise of a state capture commission.