Sphynx

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Lmaooooo. Asake can never be there

[𝑺 𝑵 𝑬 𝑯 ➐ @SnehQueenBee]

Did Olamide just announce a YBNL reunion concert in December 👀

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Okay he suffered in the end . I just may watch

[Ìléríolúwa @Ilerioluwakiye_]

After seven years of marriage and a heartbreaking struggle to conceive, a devoted wife discovers that her seemingly perfect husband has been living a double life.

The husband is truly a community project.

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Have this in my office and it’s chefs kiss

[UYI @miz_uyik]

Our office installed a nap pod in March.

It sits right outside the CEO's glass office.

For four months, nobody used it.

People walked past it like it was a museum exhibit.

Then a new hire joined in July.

On his second day, at 2:00 p.m., he climbed inside, pulled the shade down and set a timer.

Twenty people watched him do it.

At 2:10, the CEO came out of his office and knocked on the pod.

From inside, a sleepy voice said...

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

new parents, you see that your kid’s primary education? spend money on it.

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Love my bam bam down to my boots but I will not be watching anything on Bolaji’s channel unfortunately

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

We won the World Cup ???

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

13. Procrastinating like my life depends on it, then somehow thriving under a deadline: I can spend three weeks avoiding something. Three weeks. Thinking about it. Knowing I need to do it. Feeling guilty about not doing it. Doing everything except it. Then the deadline arrives, and suddenly… WE HAVE A SYSTEM. I become the most productive woman alive. I don’t even understand it. My parents didn’t raise a quitter, but they sure did raise a woman who apparently believes urgency is a productivity tool.

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

14. Needing recovery time after socialising: You want to go out again tomorrow? We went out yesterday. Yesterday needs to settle first. I need to lie down. I need to be alone. I need to return to my natural habitat. I need to exist without anybody asking me questions. Please don’t interpret my recovery period as me not loving you. I had a great time. My brain just needs to clock out. Back-to-back plans for a whole week sound like a punishment, not fun.

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

11. Having approximately 30 tabs open in my head at all times: Everything is happening simultaneously. The email I need to send. The thing I forgot yesterday. The business idea I had at 2 a.m. The trip I’m planning. The conversation I need to have. The thing I want to buy. The book I want to read. The random question I suddenly need answered immediately. And somehow my brain is convinced all of these things are equally urgent. None of the tabs are loading, but all of them are open. 🛜

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

8. Being extremely self-aware and still not doing the thing: This one is particularly insulting. I know exactly what I’m doing wrong. I know it’s bad to procrastinate. I know what I’m avoiding. I know what would make things easier. I know the consequences. I can literally analyze my own behavior in real time. And then… I still don’t do the thing. The self-awareness is there. However, the execution is currently unavailable.

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

9. Sunglasses blindness: I am genuinely jealous of people who can casually wear sunglasses and navigate the world like normal human beings. Because the moment I put sunglasses on, my brain goes: “Something is wrong.” Everything feels different. My vision feels blocked. My face feels covered. I suddenly don’t trust my ability to walk, and I want to take them off immediately. Yes, sunglasses look cute. Yes, I want the aesthetic. No, apparently I cannot have both the aesthetic and basic spatial confidence.

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

8. Being extremely self-aware and still not doing the thing: This one is particularly insulting. I know exactly what I’m doing wrong. I know it’s bad to procrastinate. I know what I’m avoiding. I know what would make things easier. I know the consequences. I can literally analyze my own behavior in real time. And then… I still don’t do the thing. The self-awareness is there. However, the execution is currently unavailable.

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

I feel seeeeen . I wouldn’t even eat

[Yetunde Omobolanle✨ @Divayetty1]

2. Time blindness: If I have an appointment at 6 p.m., congratulations. My entire day now belongs to 6 p.m. I cannot properly start anything. I can’t fully relax. I can’t commit to something else because “What if I lose track of time?” I cannot rest, cannot focus, cannot commit to anything else until it's over. And somehow, despite spending the entire day thinking about the appointment… I may still be late. Especially if leaving the house is involved. The irony is not lost on me. 🥲

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Omo like play like play . Elections are in less than 3 months

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Ignorance is so expensive

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Awwww Cardi posted baby brim

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Ohhhh he’s a spicy one

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

@cassbarrett16 grandeur*

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

It is well

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

@Odogwueq Me yesterday. And they know where to strategically place the deals 😭.

[Sphynx @onyx_ellee]

Love island Nigeria is a reality Tv goldmine if done right. There’s so much potential, and if anything BBN has shown there is nothing Nigerians love more than shipping.

I hope the producers get it right