zuleika

simulation since 2012

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

i want to live in an aquarium, but i can’t swim

[bug girl @buggirl]

so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

simon cowell outliving any member of one direction is honestly sickening to me

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

Thanks for the entertainment Tucker, see you again in a few seasons #BB26

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

and it is on this day, the 10 year anniversary of fnaf, that i have beat the scooping room for the 3rd time #colonoscopy

[bug girl @buggirl]

it’s soo hard being the sweetest girl alive who is also a little bit evil

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

my new therapist doesn’t get me like my old one did, i need her to understand that i’m just a teenage girl like that 30-something yr old white man did

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

she com in my p til i sci

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

in honor of help wanted 2 survived the scooping room for the second time #endoscopy #fnaf

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

rereading the yellow wallpaper to remind myself who i am #mytherapistquit

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

i survived the scooping room #FNAF #endoscopy #colonoscopy

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

she end on my os til i copy
(context: i have taken 17 servings of laxatives in preparation for my endo and colonoscopy combo)

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

my biggest regret in life is correctly guessing the ending of succession and not tweeting about it first (and not putting money on it)

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

zootopia is my manic pixie dream girl. i’ve never seen it, but i use it for character development.

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

white people age like they’re paying for the sins of their ancestors

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

@ssssoappp riddling little freak

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

@ssssoappp 5/10 - don't tell me what to do, 5 points for confidence

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

@ssssoappp 8/10 - tells the truth, but 2 point deduction bc i already knew this

[zuleika @onzuleikasblock]

@ssssoappp 1/10 - do not like implication that i eat it up, am not ur puppet