Out Of Context

This is Out Of Context, where randomness happens.

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Q: Why is your cat missing a paw?
A: Because it rolled a critical 1 in sewing.

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"Remember not to unhinge your main jaw or implant your young until at least the third date and you'll be fine." http://t.co/T95dqyIW

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@deez_lees "Wear someone for body heat. Got it." -Richard http://t.co/kRxhYqud

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@mandomercs @Thaxos "The new and improved band-aid brand, Mand-aid! For the accident prone Mandalorian." http://t.co/T95dqyIW

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"The new pokemon just look like cats with tinfoil and lasers on them." #pokemon http://t.co/8suYmlGE

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@deez_lees "Every time someone is misbeamed with a teleporter in Star Trek, a Jawa shows up in the Star Wars universe." #StarWars

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"I was just gonna bring a grenade. It's not a party without a grenade." http://t.co/T95dqyIW

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"My face arrived in the mail today!" http://t.co/T95dqyIW

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Hello World! The New blog is up, check it out: http://t.co/kRxhYqud