Oobi

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[Oobi @oobi0081]

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow,
Down to my home
I dare not go.

[Oobi @oobi0081]

We do hate Chris Col*mbis here but… being on board the Pinta must have hit different 🤩

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Truer now than ever… something to think about this holiday season..

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Oh that’s your girl? Then why did she just tell me “you’re nawt gawd, or my fawthuh. Or my bawss!”

[Oobi @oobi0081]

“Theodore” is to “Dorothy” as
“Benjamin” is to “Minjaben”

[Oobi @oobi0081]

I’m one [this] away from a mental breakdown

[Oobi @oobi0081]

We get it man, you’re playing Bert in Mary Poppins.

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Things I never thought I’d say as a teacher: “make sure to cover your A-hole all the way”
#Recorder #MusicTeacher #HotCrossBuns #BAG

[Oobi @oobi0081]

@lmorgan98 No. The only kind of Pole I like:

[Oobi @oobi0081]

I said it then I’ll say it now. polls are dumb as hell. Change my mind.

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Santa’s “naughty” list is more classist than he would lead us to believe.

A deeper dig into the etymology of “naughty” shows the word stems from “naught”(or, “nothing”) +“y”. Coined in the 14th century to crassly describe people who were poor or needy.

#SantaIsCancelled?

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Santa’s “naughty” list is more classist than he would lead us to believe.

A deeper dig into the etymology of “naughty” shows the word stems from “naught”(or, “nothing”) +“y”. Coined in the 14th century to crassly describe people who were poor or needy.

#SantaIsCancelled?

[Oobi @oobi0081]

@SenateGOP @SenateDems

The clocks should move back 23 hours- not forward 1. Add an extra day in March and give us 2 Sundays for DST.

Thank you!

Thanks,
Oobi

[Oobi @oobi0081]

If you’re not investing the storing-leftover-pasta-in-multiple-ziploc-bags-instead-of-a-tupperware industry right now, you are blind.

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Humans really just be smelling like poo sometimes.

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Saying something out loud to yourself when no one’s around just so you can tweet about it later 👏🙌 #quirky much? 👌😛😵‍💫

[Oobi @oobi0081]

@joaniequinones

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Quick poll. Is your face part of your body?

[Oobi @oobi0081]

Quick poll. Is your face part of your body?

[Oobi @oobi0081]

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”

Yeah sure it’s called a “space”. It would be weird to say “yourresume” wouldn’t it? Most people put a space or a “gap” there to make it easier to read.

[Oobi @oobi0081]

@pjquinones Tell me about it 😔 just don’t even ask 🙄

[Oobi @oobi0081]

I guess sometimes those you think care about you? don’t. To see an Xmas ornament of yours be put in the dog’s food dish when you’re not home to move it… not sure what to say. these are the moments that hurt the most. Do not ask me what happened either, I’m not in the mood.