Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️

#1 unranked public university
she/her/hers

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

a yt doctor on tiktok told a story of her residency where a yt male doctor turned to students, said "has anyone seen a 4th degree tear before? No?" And cut one into the patient, a Black woman. and no this yt woman did not report this psychopath 🙃

J Marion Sims would be proud

[Dr. Orlando Dávila V @ordv]

Como ginecólogo tengo que explicar que es una Episiotomía…

Es una pequeña incisión realizada durante el parto.
Pero para muchas mujeres, es una historia de por vida.

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

like what don't these zoomers get? nothing is more fellatic than sipping iced coffee through a straw. you're showing your interviewer your repressed psychosexual state and submissive, exhibitionist nature

get that through your underdeveloped frontal lobes. so hey hope this helps

[✩ @slowslumbers02]

hate to agree with the millennials but why is gen z literally addicted to resisting job advice… they’re on tiktok having meltdowns about authority because they’re being told they shouldn’t bring iced coffee to an interview

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

Charli always had an unnatural allegiance to losers

i know yall remember that Rina Sawayama beef a few years back. yuck. but yeah sure Kamala is Brat

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

stop complaining about this. it's time to bring real lovers back

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: TSA rolls out new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

this was my exact thought when popeyes dropped that chicken sandwich ppl got stabbed over

mustve been some great marketing ploy behind it cause like, its a chkn sandwich.. it can only be 𝘴𝘰 good

especially from a fast joint, yall were wildin. fatal stabbing smh jst beyond me

[Adam @AdamDavis]

The “best burger” is the world, no matter what you think that may be, is at most 10% better than an average burger. One of the lowest variance foods in the world

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

@TwitasNeets immediate turn off when she pops up in any project
and i usually love a good jump scare

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

lately just clicking out of a tweet transports me to random places on my timeline

I'll never forgive you jack

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[neet skeet @TwitasNeets]

i keep narrowing lsat answers down to the two strongest, picking the correct answer, then CHANGING MY ANSWER TO THE WRONG ONE AT THE LAST MINUTE

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

the looks on the right being used as the Chinese standard is unfair

faces like angelababy & liu yifei are what I usually hear

[Bajanpersuation @Bajanpersuasin]

The whole reason why Lucy Liu isnt considered attractive in China is because she doesnt fit the Chinese/East Asian beauty standard which is to look like a little girl. EA beauty standards are rooted in pedophilia. Lucy doesn’t fit this because shes sexy and Exudes maturity

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

the cheek peek? gagged and gooped

[LC @Miamivserrbody]

Naomi said peekaboo! 🧐😜
Ms. Osaka if you’re nasty!

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

first song on the album too, made me do double take
this album as a whole had a lot of ...interesting sampling

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Metro Boomin says that sampling has gotten lazier in today’s day and age:

“I don’t think they’re doing it right…The core of hip hop music has always been sample-based…

[Today], it just be lazy...Now, something come on and you be like, ‘oh yeah, that’s In Da Club.’ You just know off top. It’s not no ‘oh, I took this and flipped it, reversed it, chopped it’…There’s not that much creativity in it.”

Via Chelsea Cotton & ECB Studio

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

rihanna like fashion killer powers

she could walk out there in a fucking diaper and they’re like v̶a̶l̶e̶n̶t̶i̶n̶a̶ Zendaya your smile is beautiful

[헤라 ꕤ @HeraRosePark]

티셔츠만 입었는데도 우아하고 멋있고
이유 : 젠데이아가 입었으니까
젠데이아가 젠데이아함

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

writer must be an fbi operative sent to divide the BLT of the queer community

[zesty zio @ziosaaa]

Everyone needs to learn to be more okay with being bisexual and it needs to happen now!!!!

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

this gives me the same confusion Nikkis friends felt when she suddenly popped out like this with Bear

a welfare check is def needed

[shar || buck brainrot @jihyojarchie]

i hope she wished for him to get jail time twice

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

TomDaya must be the only famous couple we assume are loyal the way ppl act about their interactions with other actors/celebs

[Emmi @happyfionn]

”is that awkward with tom and zendaya?” dude his face, he handled that insane question so gracefully

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

@TwitasNeets RNB
we still talk about you 💔

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

@TwitasNeets from the same app that brought you "POV: your..."
I'm still in disbelief that so many ppl don't understand how 1st person pov works or know which your/you're to use in the right context

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

@xotwodkyra lookin like

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

\(*@*)/ i love this emoticon

look how he's screaming aaaaaa \(*@*)/

[Malibu Stacy 🌴☀️ @oobithekiller]

@TwitasNeets keep forgetting about daemon & rhaneyras other kids too lol

irrelevant inbreds 🤷🏿‍♀️