Out Of Context Bob Mortimer

Clips and pics of @RealBobMortimer tweeted without context

[Sharon Bitchell-Watts 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @comagirlx]

Obsessed with them asking Bob Mortimer about Brat summer in NOVEMBER x

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

FOR SALE: small quantity (bagged) of crows beaks (could be rawlplugs... I'm not an ornithologist) £8.00. No https://t.co/S6YHTDXdRW returns

[ARL꩜ @GnomeBiome]

my illiad fancast is looking good so far

[Ciaran @Ciaran2607]

Been trying to work out what that new Ice Spice song reminds me of and it finally clicked

[Sylvia Travers @sylvia_luisa]

Potentially my favourite ever @RealBobMortimer line on @WILTY_TV. @OOCMortimer

[Rob Power @mrrobpower]

Cannot stop laughing at Bob Mortimer’s attempt at chatting up Sinéad O’Connor

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Wonder if Sean Penn likes mushy peas, you just can't tell from his acting... Very frustrating

[char !! ☆ @timeinthetaxi]

this photo of bob mortimer

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

‘Some people say the glass is half empty or half full but to me that’s irrelevant because I’m having another drink’
- Sean Lock

#SeanLock #allontheboard

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Man Utd kit has the whiff of a building supplies depot about it. I like it. #grout #sealant #putty

[Randy Lawford @randylawford]

@BBCPolitics "I was a straight A student with a place at Oxford but then Doctor Who cast Jodie Whittaker and within three months I was dealing meth, sold my own sister into slavery and arranged for a hit to be carried out on my former best friend"