Read the Book of Mormon.
Cover to cover.
Pray about it, asking sincerely to know whether it’s true (the final chapter provides specific guidance on this point).
Then tell me whether Latter-day Saints believe in Jesus Christ.
Will you accept that challenge?
"Why do you read that free column, Homer? They never have anything good."
"Oh, my God!"
"What is it?"
"Tramampoline! Trambapoline!"
"He said what now?"
"Please, don't bring home any more old crutches."