Blunt Force Trauma

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Unpopular opinion: You can’t wreck a home that doesn’t want to be wrecked.. #YoureWelcome

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Yo, grow up.

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

In a year with so many negatives let’s talk about things we’re thankful for.

We’ll start, I’m thankful for being able to attend one of the best schools in the country that has way more fun than anyone else, and gets to cheer for teams that forget how to lose.

Your turn!

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

What do I hate most about myself?

I love sleep SO MUCH, that when I get to go to sleep I get so excited, then I can’t sleep.

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

I just want you all to know I really miss South Carolina

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Boys be better

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Boy: “if I come to Minnesota would you fuck me”
Me: “no”

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Someone distract me from the homework I’m supposed to be doing

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

In other words GET THAT DICK

[coley vance @ColeyVance]

im at the point in my life where like ya I get lonely sometimes but i don’t have the time, patience, need, or want to be in a relationship rn. some of y’all out here chasing ppl... and for what? be selfish while you can, all u need is yourself

[coley vance @ColeyVance]

im at the point in my life where like ya I get lonely sometimes but i don’t have the time, patience, need, or want to be in a relationship rn. some of y’all out here chasing ppl... and for what? be selfish while you can, all u need is yourself

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Yo, when it rains it fucking pours.

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend never met a girl with a caffeine addiction

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

Are you even a girl if you can’t drive with your knees?

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

The amount of men I have proposed to, while drunk, is not concerning. The amount that have accepted, while sober, is concerning.

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

@ConnorKropp Did you read the other two tweets in the thread?

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

I just spelled phenomenal right in my paper. This means that my college education has finally paid off.

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

@BoolienCCU Ugh finE, and you know I can’t spell for shit so don’t think I love you any less

[Blunt Force Trauma @oofisright]

@BoolienCCU Good. Reverse psychology. Sleep deprived Julian is happy Julian.