Paul Oliver

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

@LoftforWords Thought Obikwu was going to get his Sabin moment at the end

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

@iamrobsadler @oasis @principalitysta @warnockofficial 🎉 Forgot to message you about tickets, so meanwhile….….. 🤦‍♂️

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

Big name exit

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Apart from Lavia’s hamstring problem, Carney Chukwuemeka also not part of Chelsea squad today as he could leave the club next week.

Several clubs approached #CFC for Carney and now time to assess options.

His exit is concrete possibility; Sterling and Chilwell out as well.

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

“Hey….I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?” https://t.co/Gj9V2EdRyv

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

@qprnet What do you think he wears to the beach?

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Cinema.

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

All the talk about sweeping change - one change from THAT Slovakia game and it’s due to suspension

[Tyler Hynes Fan Lounge @HynesHeart]

EXC: Understand that Trippier is set to start ahead of Alexander-Arnold at right wing-back against Switzerland. Konsa to make his full Euros debut and Saka at LWB. All the details below.
https://t.co/odFbAHw8dv

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

@lukeaaronmoore @FootballRamble Trippier for TAA 😞

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

Wow I did not see that coming 🙄

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

Gareth Southgate is giving strong consideration to sticking with his first-choice attack against Slovakia after Phil Foden returned to training, and is veering towards one change, with Kobbie Mainoo set to replace Conor Gallagher.

By @JacobSteinberg https://t.co/OUyQ5UzzFd

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

I will be absolutely stunned if the only change isn’t ⬅️ TAA ➡️ Gallagher

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

🦁 @Lukeaaronmoore thinks changes are needed going into England's last group game against Slovenia 🇸🇮

⬅️ Trent Alexander-Arnold
➡️ Anthony Gordon

🔄 Phil Foden at 10, Jude Bellingham into midfield.

How would you set up England's XI if you were Gareth Southgate? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

how unlucky would you have to be as a politician to campaign in a town where the mcdonalds milkshake machine is working

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

her: i’ll have the salad, no nuts, please

waiter: of course

me: it didn’t say it had nuts

her: i’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe

me: that makes sense

waiter: and for you?

me: steak, no bees, please

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

April 12 🫡

[Paul Oliver @oohaaholiver]

@iamrobsadler @nataowen @HotelChocolat It’s a slippery slope 😉

[John Godzilla @NewSpudsAndEggs]

@suzPOV The greatest video of all time

[England @England]

Rest in peace, Stan Bowles. ❤️

Stan made five appearances for England, scoring for the #ThreeLions in a 2–0 win over Wales at Ninian Park in 1974.

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING 🚨: Sunderland part company with head coach Michael Beale after just nine weeks in charge 🔴⚪