EA Cowgirl

🇧🇧🇬🇾Sometimes solitude is the best comfort... & food of course 💕 An ineffable individual. ΣΓΡ is the ONLY way to go 🐩 TSU Alumna 🥳

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

The Declaration of Independence quite literally tells us to overthrow a government exactly like the one we have right now.

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Remember when this old lady asked Tay Keith to play his beat louder then she started dancing. RIP Tay Keith. 🕊️🕊️🐐

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[Sav. @savonniee]

Losing weight is great for everything but your boobs👎🏾

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

All roads lead back to celibacy, DND, gym, no roster, and being alone.

[Tio ZONA @Zona_G1]

A sign to start making your first handmade creations. 🐟

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Slee ☁️ @NoSleeNo]

@wtffolly_ I'm ngl that "good morning" shit everyday do be annoying when you first start talking to somebody. that routine shit feels like having a job before you even know if you like a person or not.

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

Sue everyone. I don't care. Sue the airline, the airport, the agents, cause TSA agents subjecting a severely disabled person to this is physical torture, and now his condition has worsened because of their lack of compassion and commonsense.
This was completely unnecessary.

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[EA Cowgirl @oohnhanha]

I had no idea the Wayans brothers named their sons after each other 🥹

[EA Cowgirl @oohnhanha]

Worst nights sleep I’ve gotten in a minute. It’s always bc of my period 😪

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Luxuries we forget that are luxuries:

1. Your mom still around
2. Hot water
3. Feeling healthy
4. Peace of mind & heart
5. Perfect weather days
6. Good food
7. Bills paid
8. Reliable transportation

[sexy sagittarius 🐆 @afroditacoded]

money always finds its way back to me and tripled

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Calculate time in reverse.
That is, if I have an appointment at 4, I start scheduling my whole day in reverse: I have to be there at 4, so I have to leave my house at 3:15 and be ready by 3:10. Getting ready takes 40 minutes, so I have to start by 2:30 at the latest, so I have to shower at 2. For that, I have to finish my chores at home, which I estimate will take about 2 hours, so I have to start at 12, but first I have to eat lunch, so I'll start cooking it at 11... and so on...