Onur

Tweeting random things to piss certain people off

[Onur @ooktayer]

I woke up rich, but I went to bed poor

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

When a man accidentally hits another couple with a snowball during a game with his wife, the world becomes beautiful for a moment as they all join in.

[Nury Vittachi @NuryVittachi]

Iran's supreme leader Ali Hosseini Khamenei, is suddenly cool. How come?

For one reason, people have discovered his old tweets. He thinks women are amazing. He thinks the British did bad things in Ireland. He says Muslims must respect Christian figures like Jesus and Mary.

Those old stories that he got his secret police to beat women to death for wearing their hijabs wrong have been disproved as US propaganda.

And what about nukes? He wants nuclear power because it creates clean energy but he actually issued a fatwa forbidding the production of all kinds of weapons of mass destruction.

[AB @AB84]

Only Against the Chiefs this not a first #CTESPN

[Do U Carry A Lunchbox? @obeyyurTHURST]

Look like he handlin’ that MF to me 😂…..

[ur mom @doctorbirrion]

Trump right now:

[AB @AB84]

Just bought a little bag of $nubby

[Onur @ooktayer]

Not a single job offer extended!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

These are real majors that NYU students are going into debt for. This is not satire.

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day

Fuck wit da vibe #CTESPN @zachlanebryan

[Onur @ooktayer]

Baker BAKED 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳

[Onur @ooktayer]

Who the hell picked the name for the storm in the Caribbean #TropicalStormFred

[Onur @ooktayer]

@Cbesterfield23 The incline bench been real empty

[Lance Stewart @Lance210]

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[CHRISTOFFER. @jacob_bellevue]

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[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

i really did not expect this many boat related inconveniences in 2021

[Onur @ooktayer]

@BANGenergy 🏈🏋️🇺🇸

[Onur @ooktayer]

@InakaPower Right here

[Onur @ooktayer]

@InakaPower @Cbesterfield23 @Dirtyhairy8

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