Olive

[Olive @oolivewhite]

corrie encounters a set of twins in the wild.

they tell her one of them looks like their dad, one like their mom.

she says, “wow you must have a really hot mom.”

[Olive @oolivewhite]

I would sooner write him a letter than send him a Partiful invite

[Olive @oolivewhite]

idgaf bout that ish

[Olive @oolivewhite]

complimenting my girlfriends like “I bet your milk would taste so good”

[Olive @oolivewhite]

been typing “ilo” in lieu of “in lieu of”

[Olive @oolivewhite]

“omg Aly and Aj are coming to SF pride!!🌈”

“are they lesbians?”

“no sisters”

[Olive @oolivewhite]

Zinadelphia is underrated to an unfathomable extent

[Olive @oolivewhite]

I have a new crush! Life is worth living.

[Olive @oolivewhite]

“yep just throwing something in the chat super quick!!” and it’s this:

[Olive @oolivewhite]

there are too many cooks in the kitchen. I’m trying to be like Remi

[Olive @oolivewhite]

in jeans with a full face of makeup and all the lights are on… then I hit that Renaissance sleeping pose and it’s game over <3

[Olive @oolivewhite]

me when my boss is OOO

[Olive @oolivewhite]

all I see are Stilettos, I guess I never got the memo

[Olive @oolivewhite]

how do I turn this off

[Olive @oolivewhite]

I’m wearing flip flops on the weekends

[Olive @oolivewhite]

cons: not that many
pros: knows her way around a rotisserie chicken

[Olive @oolivewhite]

nyt connections be like White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter

[Olive @oolivewhite]

omfg everyone’s got an ugly boyfriend

[Olive @oolivewhite]

manifest destiny but like not in a colonizer way

[Olive @oolivewhite]

R is for Rawr