Darren

Step away from the dandelion pie!!

[Will Self @wself]

"Why does he not say to Catholics, and to all people of goodwill: restrict your time online...Limit your use to an hour. Recover silence. Recover boredom. Recover prayer. Recover reading. Recover the face of another human being.

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@Suzi_Martell Where is that? Looks familiar 🤔

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Cherry @Cherryopenmind]

An extremely smart, articulate and extraordinary man!

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Rayner has been cleared, but the media ran 30 front pages in total, averaging 4 front pages a day during the peak of the story.

Farage's £5 million gift has had two front page stories.

Why would there be such a difference in reporting standards for the two?

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

The economy grew and waiting lists are down so, er, dump the prime minister?

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Quick reminder for those who haven’t managed to grasp recent history.

Ed Miliband was the Labour leader who lost to David Cameron, thereby helping to open the door to Brexit - and the chaos that followed. He is less charismatic than Starmer.

Andy Burnham was hammered by Jeremy Corbyn in the 2015 Labour leadership election.

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@char1iewatts She WAS a bigot!

[Gordon McIntosh ✨ #FBPE 🇪🇺 💙 @Gordy_Mc1ntosh]

@johnmcdonnellMP @hull4eu @JackieLongc4 Somewhat sick of hearing from the usual Labour disloyalty suspects hogging the news streams.
Meanwhile Nigel Farage is getting away with whatever he likes.
Learn to pay attention outside of your bubbles and think about achieving some good instead of fighting yesterday's battles.

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

I’ve lived under a Reform led council since June. They’re on the brink of losing control due to councillors leaving, sackings and suspensions all within less than a year. All these new seats will do is expose to people their incompetency. They will absolutely implode before 2029.

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@ColonyScotland @TighnabruaichT @chrismullinexmp Sorry to hear that the surgery didn't go well for you Clem 😢 Never mind, shoulders back and smash it you little ray of sunshine! ☀❤☮❤

[Southeastern @Se_Railway]

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[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@DetectoristsA @BBCiPlayer Can’t believe I’ve only recently finished watching this series and it’s off the charts genius in so many ways! One of my favourite parts are when Lance and Andy finish the ‘dirt shark’ quotes with Simon and Garfunkel lyrics! Simple but so effective. Just fantastic! 😂😂

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@dasoulmade1 @CinemaTweets1 Wild Horse Nine

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@cowincrisis What a cow! 🐄

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@KADLECEKNEAL53 @Ducnghia16 Sorry to hear that the surgery didn't go well for you Neal 😢 Never mind, shoulders back and smash it you little ray of sunshine! ☀❤☮❤

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@Jim5875 @raknowles I’m from BirminghamDead, nobody listens to us! 😢

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@farmerboyjez @raknowles That is br FAR the funniest reply so far! 👏👏👏👏

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@dustonlandlady @raknowles That’s no way to talk about his wife!

[Darren @oolongschnapps]

@LMilk007 @raknowles On masssssssssssssss