🚨BREAKING🚨
A 17-year old caught playing the "Vow of the Disciple" raid past curfew has been personally detained by Kier Starmer.
"No tier 5s for you, not at this time." - Kier Starmer
(Source: @J12Apollo, trusted political journalist)
Oh mah LAWD! 🙀 This cute heckin chonker is totes upping my dopamine levels yo! 😍🥰 I'm 42069% sure to spend my precious dollarinos on this absolute kino GOLD! 🤑🤑🙏‼️‼️