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brain booty and beyond

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i am once again asking to be fired from my position as internet influencer all im allowed to keep is venmo

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pooping and scrolling on https://t.co/3TfioveeAg

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scrolling on https://t.co/3TfioveeAg and listening to dean blunt

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore

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worst part of the 21st century is having to download 3 new apps every time you get a new job

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@elowelowe I love this and I love you

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if I post an Instagram story and no one I’ve slept with likes it there was absolutely no point in me posting it and that’s fucking rude. You owe me that at least

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

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diabolical

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car scrap guy offers me 100$ for my car and then asks if I would be interested in drinking beer with him this evening at his home (the scrapyard)

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@flacking_mymeat Every single time

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@ebay_got_swag is the marriage not long term and consistent enough

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Inherited a pair of zip off pants today

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met a lesbian from the Bay Area and she didn’t know that people in Oregon despise when Californians move there. guess that is very Californian of her it was funny to me

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ate tomato today and so far so good. Some might say it was a microdose. My stomach hurts but that’s unrelated for sure

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stinky feet smell in this room unsure of the culprit. Think it’s the woman who hit a biker but it might be the mysterious quiet man or maybe the one who was swearing at his Siri about his nonexistent sex life

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@ebay_got_swag uh oh where this time

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Making a terrible first impression on my hostel roommates