Oona O'Brien

Backseat driver

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majored in funny

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Emily In Paris does not improve my mental state

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eating Annie’s until the day i die

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going into Everlane to prove I have self-control

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a cookie should not be five dollars

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i was just told i am not chill enough to own a bean bag chair

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God just tested me with a $5 flash sale on home goods

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omg i started bobbing my head then the song ended and im in public

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lets face it, if you go on a date and you sit at the bar, you are now on a three way date with the bartender 🙃 greattt

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pedestrians should get to honk too

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my most toxic trait is that i genuinely believe there are some soul mates on Love is Blind

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if you dont use a cookie cutter to make your cookies, we are not friends

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i exist only to do my dishes

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in my bathrobe, i feel like a bachelor

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asking my therapist if she could please start every session with “start talking” as if we are in a cool mob meeting

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i am the reincarnation of Hanson

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my FinkedIn says im a corporate lawyer who graduated in 1999

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if you cant handle ice cream in the cold, talk to the paw

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the world tried to take me out via my ankle this weekend, when I tripped on a marble staircase. Now it’s
chosen method is the flu one day later. What’s next? Is my piece of toast going to try and punch me?

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BISCUITS ARE NOT SCONES

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just got called an actor…
im an improviser, bro