Oonee

JSN & Grey Zabel saved my life

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

Switzerland VS Qatar being played in the Seahawks home stadium you love to see it

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@WISCO_HEEL8 @Peter_Bukowski How about his playoff wins?

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

The World Cup just started but the memes are crazy😭😭😭😂

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@ETGEACOLLEGE ECU

[pop @imightbepop]

nvm, bear is justified

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@faceoffoos Yikes holy L take, you and the other 9 rams fans share the same 3 brain cells

[GoDucks @GoDucks]

Have you heard?
Mascot Mashup is back.

@EASPORTSCollege x #GoDucks

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@HotspurCaIIum I miss that draft mode in fifa 18, it was so peak

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@WISCO_HEEL8 @AdamSchefter Should’ve been paid more than JSN

[NFL @NFL]

Russell Wilson announces he is joining CBS Sports after 14 NFL seasons.

Super Bowl XLVIII Champion
2x NFC Champion
10x Pro Bowls
2020 WPMOY
46,966 passing yards (16th all time)

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@DangeRussWilson @NFLonCBS @CBSSports @NFL @ciara They could never make me hate you Russ, thank you for everything you did for Seattle.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[GoDucks @GoDucks]

A dream come true.

@dantemoore05 is on the cover of College Football 27. #GoDucks

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@OsheaJacksonJr Bro hit flow state, you love to see it.

[Will Parkinson @Willpa11]

Rams had to trade for the best player in the sport to take down Sam Darnold

[Dak @cashmoneydrunk]

All this to stop one man….

[Oonee @ooneeelusive]

@RapSheet @AdamSchefter @TomPelissero I get that Verse is a good player but only 1 1st rounder for the best player in the sport is insane. Terrible transaction for the Browns imo, we will see how it turns out.