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...having the human experience

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@_hood_mona_lisa Reminds me of the times a car salesman tried to sell me a customized 2001 PT Cruiser with some plastic wood decoration...I'm pretty sure he used the word "unique" at some point...

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@GeorgeCochrane1 The soviet space programme really was ahead of it's time I guess...

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@GeorgeCochrane1 I don't know any French but in Germany we might call it "Ententanz"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 I always liked those old original Godzilla movies!

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Helmut Kohl might have reunified West and East Germany but never looked that cool...

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "Who am I to wake up the president - wait, Russia launched what?"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 New phone - who this?

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Who said socialist couldn't do pin up?😅"...it ain't no Corvette but sure willd take her for a spin around the Kolchóse collective farm!"

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@MyronVernis So bad it's good again, like a factory lowrider...
if I was rich I would put some crazy engine in it, just to give the looks credit, maybe a Mercedes W140 V12 with twin turbos from Sterngarage, with a tame set up for cruise quality and pure sound...

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "Wait until we get hit by a steam roller or a piano-that will surely clear the blockage!"

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@GeorgeCochrane1 ...and then Lino Ventura unblocked the sink which made Alain Delon so jelous he got them both shot in the end of the movie.

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@GeorgeCochrane1 The local book club on a sunday joy ride after their lecture of Hermann Hesse's "Steppenwolf".

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@MarkHaydock5 Considering the low center of gravity of those which basically makes it a Porsche that's quite an achievement😅

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@MarkHaydock5 Rare footage of the first grime rap Video made between the council blocks😅

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@GeorgeCochrane1 That's not how grandpa Horst imagined a Messerschmitt a few years earlier, but given the circumstances he was happy to take his trusty Kabinenroller for a spin, even if his destination wasn't England😅

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@_hood_mona_lisa ...my depression somehow turned my fridge Eastern European. It now mostly contains pickles of all sorts, unhealthy amounts of Vodka, mayonnaise and sausage. It really helps tho.

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@LUDENClassics This strategy worked perfectly with a silver VW Passat VR6 station wagon here in Germany in the late 90s/early 2000s🤣

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@GeorgeCochrane1 "Just give it some nitrous and a gnarly cam, that thing running a 10 surely will unblock that damn sink!"

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@DeadCarWalking @GeorgeCochrane1 Somebody out there desperately looking for that rear alloy wheel to put on their Opel Kadett D GT/E😄