Em

I’m the mom friend with the dad jokes • professional dumpster fire • 💚

[Em @ooogettem]

Day 1 of asking @MountainDew to bring back their cherry lime lift

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

kafka

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It's times like this when I wish I still had a place in the mountains so I could go scream off the top of one

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When I find the reason my homework isn't finished

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https://t.co/2Dgv7R75fe

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This is so aesthetically pleasing

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Pretty much

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The can I get a waffle meme but replace waffle with diploma

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Every day

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Current mood: Lumalee from the Super Mario Bros movie

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Them: how's life?
Me: do you remember the Willy Wonka boat scene?

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@HuntShowdown Maybe one of us will win! Both PC
@trumpetmantowne

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Old white men obsessing over limiting reproductive rights

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

What's something that people obsess over, but you just don't get:

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Here's the video in case anyone is curious
https://t.co/XG6KzQO2Wa

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Me: *adds wet food to cat's diet for issues she has and her overall health*
@JacksonGalaxy : watch out for carrageenan (carcinogen to cats) and phosphates
Me: *looks at canned food I've been feeding her*