🚨 Gerbert is under arrest for allegedly trying to smuggle 500 pounds of goop scoop into Folk Valley.
(via: (GEMI) Gerbert entourage media information).
Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
glass at our skewl. that’s because he’s a transfer student, he came in the last week of school. he’s really good looking, and he thinks i’m super kewl. sure jam
no thanks, im watching my figure, for my new boyfriend. new boyfriend? that’s news! i’ll say, what’s his name jam? his name? it’s george! george what ? george uh, tropicana! what a nice name, is he cuban? no i mean, glass! george glass! that’s funny, i’ve never heard of a george