Lauren Marie Johnson

Sometimes I run away with my imagination. Wife to Matthew. Mama to Aven & Freya. Lover of long showers, the ocean, Thai food, & all things musical theatre.

[✨💕💫 @ghosttown_xx]

Hadestown is so much sadder when you realize Hermes is forced to keep retelling this story as punishment.

You’re not seeing it play out. You’re seeing the retelling.

This makes “I hear the walls repeating the falling of my feet and it sounds like drumming” so much sadder.

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@itsgraceaki @54Below THE TRUFFLE MAC IS EVERYTHING

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@Danielfwells @sarahdickert Hey this is an awesome tweet on my feed! I know Sarah, and I live in Chattanooga. Yay for small worlds colliding. Welcome to Chatt!

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Win a trip to Israel with Tara-Leigh Cobble! #giveaway #win https://t.co/UD0ImgRsL9

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Nothing like feeling rough on 4th weekend. My body has impeccable timing. #listeningtotheneighborsfireworks

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Energy level at a solid 2 this week 🥱

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@Greek_Goddess87 @leeighlo_ LISTEN. He earned it. ALL OF IT.

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There are just so many nights where I feel like the biggest failure of a mom. The #momguilt is incredibly overwhelming and is triggered by the smallest things.

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Ever cry about your unborn baby leaving you and getting married, all the while they’re like, “Ma. I’m literally the size of a plum rn. Like my skin’s translucent.”?

Yea, me neither.

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@brianlosoya Drowning in motherhood #sendhelp #andwine #missyoufriend

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Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers’ theme song had no business being that good. #bop #earworm

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I've got to say that my favorite episode of a kid's show on Disney is the one where Tituss Burgess and Danielle Brooks duet on Elena of Avalor.

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These COVID commercials are killing me

“These are uncertain times. We’re here for you. Buy a Lexus.”

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

For those shut in with a houseful of loved ones getting on 1 another’s nerves: If you can manage to lock yourself in a bathroom & turn the water on full blast for 1 sane minute, here’s you a quarantine memory verse:

“You have freed me from the feuds among my people.” 2 Sam 22:44

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Are we also researching a cure for "Myfamilyhasbeencoopeduptoolongandweareabouttokilleachothervirus"? This is also a life-threatening condition. #gotquarantineproblems #andpersonalspaceisone

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Happy Valentine’s Day to my one-and-only, my hunk, road trip buddy, kid bedtime wrangler, cuddle partner, and best friend who lets me be my weird, quirky, and chatterbox self. You’re my favorite. @MatthewAJ84

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So in love with this man. I still wake up in disbelief that I get to do life and raise babies with my best friend. ❤️ @MatthewAJ84
📹: @kylematthew_22 thanks for secretly capturing this… https://t.co/qACIVx1znN

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Reason #9,713 why I love @MatthewAJ84:

Matthew: *pops head in the bedroom door* “You wanna build a snowmaaaan??”

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Someone come take these Greek yogurt covered cranberries away. I fell asleep with my hand in the bag...

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In case you were wondering how best to trigger the anxiety of a neurotic control freak, move all furniture, cabinets, & closet items into the wrong rooms, while taking away access to her kitchen & dining room. Basically just clutter things up in a disorganized state for a month.