Caitlyn

PT, ultimate, etc

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

@fullcircleshirt This has king of the plums vibes.

[7ExpressNY @7expressNY]

It’s 2052

Nationals is in what’s left of Sarasota

Trey Katzenbach gets a block on Ethereum Titcomb

I watch the commercial with Jesse Shofner and everyone from Slow White

Score reporter still won’t load

Live Ultimate

[XIST @XIST_Ultimate]

You see what happened, 12-2

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

Donated to @UofHartford not just for the scavenger hunt, but to pay forward the gift that allowed me to attend school too! #UHartGives #UHartCause

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl posting on instagram like “2020 was fucking awful but i made it through” and it’s like 8 pictures of them on vacation

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

@MBaumVI @Afrothunderous 😂 he can have a mini nachos table. Aka a plate with nachos

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

The nacho table isn’t a good idea.
1. Wrong ratios of toppings to chips
2. Soggy
3. A mess

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

Me Christmas shopping:
I think my mom will like this. But I KNOW I will like this.
*purchases 2*

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

@kathyyliz It looks like a museum for kids. Like “feel this soft wall!”

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

I bet the queens gambit is realllly good if you know literally any of the rules of chess.

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

Autobiography chapter 23: Did I put on deodorant earlier?

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

In the bathroom: lady next to me pooping...screaming on the phone which is on speaker to her gynecologist trying to remember her birth control?????

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

At Aldi:
Lady: can I have your cart? I forgot my quarter! It’s like they are charging us for EVERYTHING.
Me: uh literally no...you get the quarter back...but here’s my cart so I don’t get my quarter back???

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

I need a miter saw for all my home improvement projects!
*purchases*
*googling how to use a miter saw*

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

My sister had asked my dad what he wants his grandson to call him and he said “I don’t care he can call me like...poopa or something” POOPA. anyway the kid is talking now.

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

At least some things haven’t changed:
“Don’t take [brand new medication] if you are allergic to [that brand new medication]”

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

Have you ever been afraid to go on a run because you might get hit by a car? Now it’s not the actually hit...but not being able to go to the hospital after...

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

“I’m gonna check my bank account and see if the government put any money in”

[Caitlyn @ooonvrmnd]

Now is the perfect time to try to ween off shampoo!

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

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