olumide

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[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[ivy 🇲🇦 @ghttoyout]

why is every day like £70

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Pretty face privilege is a thing in corporate for both men and women. Package yourself. It is part of the curriculum.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I just looked at the date, there’s no way we are making it to pay day.

[Dee Macé @frmarcellinus]

After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.

['Ayo Adeleke @dara_billions]

The average Christian secretly pray for misfortune to happen to non Christians so that they can say, 'i told you so'

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“After getting what you manifested, ask for discipline to keep it and wisdom to multiply it.”

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[SHEGE @_Shege001]

🚨BREAKING: Due to the unsuccessful deal for Anthony Gordon, Garnacho offered himself to Bayern Munich

Bayern immediately alerted the police.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Banana bread my ass! Bread wey you no fit chop with beans😒

[she_plugs @she_plugs]

Being Financially stable requires the selfishness to protect your money from the emergencies of other people.

[Evel Knievel 🦅 @SelfCenteredJae]

Looking out for ppl

[abdulmalik @abdulmalik26_]

Arsenal win league see as weather just hot anyhow

[Emperor.SOL @Solana_Emperor]

That one unemployed friend with mysterious source of income

[Richie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹🇳🇴 @Mysterio__01]

Gonna miss Cherki annoying the fck out of Pep 🤭

[Jo central @Jocentral1]

@UTDTrey Zirkzee is fucking clumsy PLAYER ,...

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet to annoy our enemies 😂

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Walai fuck whoever invented cover letters.

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

LinkedIn employees will be using LinkedIn to find a job and realize the abomination they have created.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

This is the worst game I’ve seen under Carrick