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Sb frm Bf to Bn

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accidentally honked my nose like a clown putting my mask on

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[spits dirt at you] pfrttfrrrrrrhfgfgr

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someone on the train i thought was whistling but they are actually playing audio of someone whistling out of a speaker

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"what the" - newt pal

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@charry_ding sooooo true

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🤨

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my new thing is phone in the shower (posted from the shower)

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looks like most of my drafts are gone

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wish i was blocking someone on the sidewalk bc of hugging my loved one

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on the train with AU me today

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what do we think

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🌀~🌀

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cheers by the way

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i'm laughing my ass off

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drag name diatomaceous earth

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have you ever had an embarrassing moment

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if another woman in an elegant trench coat wistfully steps in front of me when i'm trying to go up the steps i guess i will politely ignore it again

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i'm up 2 no good

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making a witch's brew (a gnat fell into my pasta water)