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If you have any Nintendo tattoos are you immediately marked as theirs or are you marked as an enemy?

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Your siblings friends’ siblings be like your friend-in-law

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Next person I cut off on the road is getting a “boo hoo” face

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Fuck no I’m not looking at the road when I drive, there’s no other time for me to daydream

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They gon say the Epstein files were destroyed in the east hall in the efforts for the ballroom

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@FattyMcFatFuh You cant be mad when someone calls you fat to your face but all your handles can be “I’m the fattest guy around”

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He tried to steal from me so I’m going to rob him

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@_voidex He really did it 😮

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My mouse feels different today 💭

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It’s like they make cheese just to put it in jail

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The dog should open his mouth when he barks

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I wanna play with my broken ribs like a loose tooth

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Dude can these cops get off my ass so I can reply to these texts

[fresh @fauxfresh]

Master Hand on his way to whoop Mario’s ass:

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Cheese… stick it up your mouth and eat it 😀

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@X stop giving me notifications for the dream smp, I don’t give a fuck about anything

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@RockstarGames if there’s online/story co-op for GTA VI, any chance of a ping feature between friends?

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@google authenticator works never% of the time while "waiting for text messages" works always% of the time.

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@bethesda fix this shit now