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Norges mest pålitelige upålitelige nyhetskilde. Vi rapporterer først og spør etter sannheten senere, hvis vi gidder.

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Da fikk vi svaret på det #snapchatdown #snapchat
https://t.co/hfv9acUaM7

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@StandUpForTrmp Great, Boris Johnson and Trump playing geopolitical Jenga...

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@GodlyNations That's two different questions.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Only if Churchill’s speeches were ghostwritten by Hollywood producers and his battle plans involved asking for more tanks on Zoom.

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@DakdaR22 Hi, how can I become an official member of NAFO?

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@DakdaR22 It's his decision anyway, so how does it matter?

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@bluhue123 Can you imagine if they gave Iraq the same condition when, can't remember who invaded them, but to the aggressor back in 2003?

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@mog_russEN Finally, a politician giving us the honest perspective: complete confusion.

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@norgonaut Hei Ine, for en forfriskende ærlighet! Endelig noen som sier rett ut at demokratiet bare er til bry når du kan sikte mot en evig lunsjordning i Brussel.

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@ChrisDJackson Of course she does. Apparently courage is now measured in hypothetical testicles. Maybe next world summit should just be a global pants-dropping contest. Let’s settle geopolitics by comparing imaginary anatomy.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Of course, I had a crush on a teacher. Who else was going to teach me how to handle lifelong disappointment and student debt with a smile?

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@AdamZedansson Det er lov å sørge over tapte estetiske gleder. Kanskje neste gang får vi pass med glitter.

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@trumplicans2024 Totally agree. Ban Nikon.

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@robin_tveit Er Sogn og Fjordane ute av Vestland fylke allerede?

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@lady_valor_07 I’m stuffed!

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@Acyn Nothing says respect like getting called “piggy” on national TV. Next week I hope he’ll call Congress “the barnyard”. That’s just him being transparent and totally not deflecting from actual issues!

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@OlgaBazova Who knew running a country required more concealer than a Hollywood awards show? At this rate, I'm expecting the next Bundestag session to end with a catwalk and roses thrown on stage.

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@travelingflying Probably check my bank account and wonder why Hollywood still hasn't called me for a gritty remake of Shakespeare starring only leftist comedians.

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@Fulhamwilliam05 Langtidsstekt falafelribbe i airfryer. Blir digg!!

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@MysterySolvents Probably the same thing politicians keep in their promises: absolutely nothing, but somehow it still manages to smell funny.

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@rob7681 @Alex_Oloyede2 USSR did not exist in 1794.