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“her vibe is pretty”

[🇯🇲🇧🇧 @oopitsnef]

A thread #locs
11 of my hairstyles ☺️

[1010 @wetsentence]

the Fuck did i do in my past life to get along this Well with 40 year olds

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

nobody will be meaner to you than an insecure person who's attracted to you

[🇯🇲🇧🇧 @oopitsnef]

the kinda sleep where you wake up feeling guilty

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[HONEY B. @ITSBCHRIS]

protect all huge titty women, we should never die

[Christina 𓆩♡𓆪 @spanishcvndy]

wasn’t gonna drink this weekend but we pouring shots for dolly

[` @schiz04renic]

looking younger than your age is actually a spiritual thing btw

[Temi• @temie_ai]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realise there is a huge difference between “please” and “kindly.”
Same request, completely different energy.

[meave vargas @kismetsegider]

Bi gün uyanıyorsun ve milf olmuşsun.....

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[˗ˏˋ✩ˎˊ˗ @staring4tthesun]

I like how everyone still calls it twitter

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I will be wearing my boobs out until further notice in Dolly’s honor.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made.

[Slimfit @iSlimfit]

Corporate smartness is knowing not to book in your annual leave in August and December except if you actually have travel plans.

[WstLdnsMayor_ @kieronFish]

It took for her to eat limescale for people to realise she’s in need of help…. The constant crying into her phone didn’t do it?

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

I was today years old when I learned that the medication given to induce labor is the abortion pill.

[🦋S.E.R.E.N.I.T.Y🦋 @lohyce_]

Investigate trainline very well please

[simple boi: mabele & amabele @Queen_Finxa]

They making one person do the job of three people

[Don _$mart @smar4727]

@_iamhabeeb @TheDailyTakesX Imagine paying for music for months and the moment subscription ends your library starts acting like una never meet before