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IV•XVII•MMXIX ♡

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Nothing hits better than that first sip of a cold Dr. Pepper

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@dunkindonuts hear me out: blueberry bagels.

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POV @GamecockFB lost an 18 year streak

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Home alone and just killed my first snake by the chicken coop.

Alexa play Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson.

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Glad you only did half of this tweet

[Austin @JusscallmeAD]

Should I drink 12 beers and start saying slurs at my girls cooperate event today?

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crazy how the Chiefs play without the refs on their side😬

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@jackharlow were you at Tin Roof in Nash last night? Tryna prove something.

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Someone please give me recommendations for good sour candy. Like eyes watering, mouth puckering sour (& don’t say war heads bc even those don’t do it for me anymore😩)

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Pete Carroll needs to retire🚮

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Pete Carroll going to the Raiders is such a great move by the organization

What a juggernaut of a division in the AFC West

Raiders: Pete Carroll
Chiefs: Andi Reed
Chargers: Jim Harbaugh
Broncos: Sean Payton

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Drove 10 hours for Nashville @barstoolsports and didn’t run into @_willcompton, @TaylorLewan77 or a bottled corona anywhere in there.

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Not a Buffalo fan, but my goooood pleeeeease beat the Chiefs ass next week😩

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Justice for @MeganMakinMoney on the Surviving Barstool finale😤

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Over under on Philly fans slashing bus tires after this game is over

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Mr. Beast for president

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Just uploaded a video where we helped 2,000 amputees walk again. Many lived in America and it feels so disgusting that in a country with this much wealth, a fucken YouTuber is their only option to get a prosthetic leg. We need to fix this.

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Zipper method or not, I better see a little wave.

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Sketchiest play calling I’ve seen since LSU

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Final score | South Carolina 17 , Illinois 21

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Cookie skillet 11/10👌🏻

[Austin @JusscallmeAD]

Food was the greasiest shit I ever ate Lowkey liked it couldn’t eat much tho, got free dessert which was sick. Speaking of sick I might throw up later after those cinderblock size mozz sicks 6.5/10 might be the new hangover spot pending how I feel tonight

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Thank you🫡

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

just a Week 11 regular season win.

#KCvsBUF | #BillsMafia

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Please NE don’t blow it

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Let me see Jake Paul fight an actual fighter……oh wait……he’d lose. #TysonVsJake

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let me unbuffer for 1 quick second.... #TysonPaul