Proactive Tooth Fairy

Lawyer, amateur artist, jogger. Politically left. No statement should be taken as legal advice absent a signed written confirmation under my real name.

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

The funniest thing about Bill Maher's old show Politically Incorrect is that the first time he was *truly* politically incorrect the show was canceled

[Proactive Tooth Fairy @oopsdidijust]

@Choso355276 @KinaMagica @ViVitalityy I would say it’s unholy grammar, but it’s too dogshit for the devil to claim; even hell has standards.

[Proactive Tooth Fairy @oopsdidijust]

@DreamLeaf5 @MattBinder @ActualCorn Because the constant Reaganite deregulation bullshit during these past 40+ years has made the US a Mecca for grifters. Elsewhere, they'd actually have to - gasp! - do difficult and productive work to succeed.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

If DSA causes these centrist Israel first freaks to split and create their own dogshit centrist flop party they will have my sword forever.

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

Update: She lost her primary to a 29 year old Democratic Socialist.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

This testimony on the rape atrocities in Israeli prisons is truly horrific.

“In Israeli prisons, Palestinian inmates are compelled to observe rape incidents, it’s like watching a series of rapes’

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Whoever invents an AI blocker is going to be a quadrillinair and I'm ready to PAY.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

OMG the horror....😱

Shut it, bitttch. I just saw a 3 yo child in Gaza who had 3 of his limbs amputated after a Zionist drone attack on his tent.

[GangstArbeiter 🇵🇸✊🏽🍉☮️ @gastarbeitr]

Judas government!

https://t.co/N8QYbKjdcc

[Spicy Dumpling 🇮🇩🛖⚡🛸🧬🧪⚗️🎨🎭 @SpicyDumpling02]

In a way this is true because America is a giant carbon polluter. They make sure the world runs on oil forever even if it means climate apocalypse

[Proactive Tooth Fairy @oopsdidijust]

@mrtelevoid @StephanieGailW2 Self-expression is a wonderful thing. But this here is proof that there can be too much of a good thing, and that shutting up is always an option.

[Proactive Tooth Fairy @oopsdidijust]

@StephanieGailW2 The second worst self-report in modern history (right behind Jordan Peterson’s grandmother dream).

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

It’s hard to believe but this is a picture of the United States reflecting pool before the revolution happened. The US was once a very westernized country

[Proactive Tooth Fairy @oopsdidijust]

@ZoeSinns Someone should have told him chromosomes aren’t like Pokémon. You can really leave some for other people.

[PancreasNoWork @PancreasNo]

“Fire and blade will have to suffice” says local pest control expert Victor Saltzpyre

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Queen @AnaKasparian

[Reddus Nitro Express @R3DDV5]

amazing how Darktide perfectly emulates the type of freaks you have to deal with on public transit

[Proactive Tooth Fairy @oopsdidijust]

@StephanieGailW2 When you unmoor yourself from empirical reality the mind can move on strange vectors.