Em

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Don’t know how to explain it but he is capturing the feeling of your GF making you wear a couples costume on Halloween

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

He had like two lines in a movie I haven’t watched in a decade and I still immediately recognized him

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[allyson @wreckmyplants]

Receiving the Tayvis wedding invite probably felt like getting the Hogwarts letter

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[row 💍 @howdiditrow]

same thing, different fonts

[paul @paulswhtn]

Need Meg Stalter to walk near MSG like she was invited to get papped and then walk away

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Suburban Polly @SuburbanPolly]

This is a dangerous narcissist.

[True North Eager Beaver Media (he/him/Mr Beaver) @TrueEager]

1. He is not owed a debate because he demands one.

2. He is not relevant enough for the PM to debate

3. A PM's most valuable asset is his time: his time is better spent on other things.

[Em @oopsimjustagirl]

@gregbradyx And that’s why you’ll never be in charge of public health buddy

[starri ⁷⁴ ⁶⁷ @hotdogs4geno]

finally figured out who he reminds me of

[Em @oopsimjustagirl]

Is he auditioning for the narrator of a history channel show?

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Dispatch from Churchill’s War Cabinet.

[Em @oopsimjustagirl]

Grindr in Calgary must be really popping off this weekend #CPC2026

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hello Mr. President!

Out of curiosity, did those doctors ask you to draw a clock by any chance? Was that part hard for you, too?

Asking for 340 million people.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job.

[Lion'O Messy @mattglions]

A husband with a GRINDR account

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

I think you guys need to mentally prepare yourselves for Sinners not winning a single thing