mercury

the only time i miss a man is when i swing and he ducks. hater of america. evil they/them. bruno mars simp. snuffleupagus fan page.

[mercury @oopsmercury]

i am an entirely unique person in the most unfortunate ways

[mercury @oopsmercury]

shoutout my lovely friend who brought me to a random mans apartment who had this on the wall. and yeah i did bully the fuck out of the dude, of course.

[AO @deuceao]

walking out swept 6pm on a Saturday in Kanata is the fucking saddest shit ever 😂😂

[mercury @oopsmercury]

them 🩷

[mercury @oopsmercury]

#NationalBoyfriendDay

[mercury @oopsmercury]

hobama never went out of style for me though, i’ve been thinking about them

[mercury @oopsmercury]

hobama resurgence in 2026 was not on my bingo card.

[AJ 🇨🇦 @jae2so]

If you think it's so weird that team USA went to the residence of their country's head of state, just imagine if it were the other way around:

[em @canxawfc]

b0mb that whole stupid fucking country hit every ugly player on that fuckass team with a semi truck

[mercury @oopsmercury]

@JeeganJelly me and u both brother

[mercury @oopsmercury]

I NEED TO GET DRUNK

[mercury @oopsmercury]

time to go work an 8 hour retail customer service shift after watching my country lose against the fucking states in the only sport i give a fuck about

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Victory to the People's democratic republic of Seattle Seahawks in their valiant fight against the Israeli Patriots (May Robert Kraft be struck by a Qassam rocket inshallah)

[mercury @oopsmercury]

okay i give on being evil it’s too hard

[mercury @oopsmercury]

eastern europeans popped off w these cunty hats

[Evy Kwong @EVYSTADIUM]

canada’s national identity should just be exporting yaoi we got people fantasizing about OTTAWA

[mercury @oopsmercury]

i’m TRYING to hear this dude WHIMPER in my earbuds!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[mercury @oopsmercury]

if my sister interrupts my gay fae audio erotica one more time…

[mercury @oopsmercury]

drafts r fire actually