๐ฉถJust living for the plot๐ฉถ *26* ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐//๐พ๐พ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ๏ธ
Cass: does his hand on my thigh make you uncomfortable?
Me: yes
Cass: Fine! Iโll put my hand on your thigh thenโฆis that better?!
Me: yes ๐๐ฝ๐ฅบ๐๐ฝ
Dude I just found out that there are 19,000 more single men in Denver than women. How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeepe, girl boss, under these conditions???????
On a 3 way call with Mike and Brandon
Mike: I think Iโm manic right now
*proceeds to sing the entire Danny Phantom theme song & decides to bleach blonde dye his hair tomorrow*
@ThatMikeDoyle@b3doyle
Me: Do you ever just wanna drive straight on a curved street?
Wifey: No, I wanna drive straight on a hill
Me: girl Iโm a mandated reporter!
Wifey: Iโm a mandated reporter too!
REVERSE UNO๐๐
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@lorenaarmx
Us talking about linking up with men
@lorenaarmx
Me: girl I canโt with this dude. Putting in 0 effort
Wifey: ugh why are men so AHHHHHHH๐ค๐ก๐คฌ THEY SUX ๐
Us watching a TikTok video with a cute manz
Bestie: youโre so straight! ๐คฃ
Me: I am, but Iโm not ๐คญ
Bestie: I get it cause Iโm not, but I am ๐คฃ
โKeep calm was my number 1 song for so long and now it finally changed! It changed to hasta la muerte so itโs not exactly any betterโฆweโre still a sad bitch ๐โ๐ฝโ
-@lorenaarmx