Miss Crawly Stan

my pussy precedes me

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

I’ve never smashed the retweet button so hard in my LIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEE

[Tyler ~Bibee's Glasses~ Griffith @tgriffith1992]

Protect Trans Kids and fuck the Houston Astros.

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

jeez that man on the right has one hell of an outie

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

[Kino Loy 🤍🧡 @kino_loy]

the pope is just giving the mon mothma speech from Andor

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

I like dr pepper.
april fools!
i love it

[𝙰𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚢 ✭ @GEORGEPlCK3NS]

Eovaldi-deGrom-Gore

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

February birthdays are all safe

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

you’re in danger and the artist on your birth month has to serve vocals to save you, are you safe?

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

Have to go pick up my child 22, a million from school

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

Let's normalize naming our kids after 10/10 albums

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Katya @katya_zamo]

As much as I will gobble up house of the dragon season 3 no matter what, it would be really cool if, over the course of the season, something or (maybe even a couple of things !) would happen! 🙏

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

we have lost the plot

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting forOrder your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[Jessica Taylor @JessicaTaylor]

They should name her Snowcrete

[Debbie Dingell Stan🇺🇦🇵🇸🇱🇧🇬🇪 @AustinHoney30]

GIRL SOUTHLAKE???

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

I just collapsed

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Helena Bonham Carter has been cast in ‘The White Lotus’ Season 4.

(https://t.co/TZ4fqQZXyn)

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

Adele come back to me I miss you

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

Stranger Things was always The Goonies in a Stephen King story through the lens of a Dungeons & Dragons campaign run by a group of kids.

Some people had a very strange idea of how the series was going to play out. Even with them in high school, it was never going to turn into a hard-R-rated Game of Thrones thing with a massive body count and a downer ending.

The way it ended stayed true to what it always was, mysteries were actually explained (looking at you, Lost), and for that it was the perfect ending. #StrangersThings5

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Thank you, Adolis, for providing endless energy, enthusiasm and passion to our club over the past six seasons. You gave us the greatest postseason performance of all-time and now, the history of our organization can’t be told without El Bombi.

Best of luck in your next chapter 💙

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

of course it’s the worst song on the album

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Katy Perry shares she’s streaming Taylor Swift’s ‘Eldest Daughter’ on her Instagram story.

[Miss Crawly Stan @oopswhoops69]

the life of a shitshow, girl