j.gray

[The Dad @thedad]

You reach a new stage in life when you start calling something your “nice sweatpants”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.

[j.gray @oorjen]

@DustinDHansen That's what I thought about, too. How incredibly terrified they all were. It's horrific.

[Jay Christensen @JayByrdFilms]

Meanwhile in Minnesota

[j.gray @oorjen]

@DustinDHansen @hot1047sf I love Wendy's 😩

[j.gray @oorjen]

@DustinDHansen @Facebook That is the issue, for a lot of us. However, I'm starting to find that with all of the dumb stuff ppl are posting, I'm losing interest. I would rather spend time with my family.

[j.gray @oorjen]

@DustinDHansen @Facebook I LOVE marketplace!

[j.gray @oorjen]

@DustinDHansen @Facebook Thank you! Maybe I need to consider getting rid of it!

[Neha Chitnis 🦋 @Neha614]

I would watch this season of The Bachelorette #SNL

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Oh yeah I’m sure they’re just on a day trip.

[j.gray @oorjen]

@DustinDHansen This made me laugh really hard

[Rep. Dan Crenshaw @RepDanCrenshaw]

Max Soviak, Navy medic
Kareem Nikoui, Marine
David Lee Espinoza, Marine
Rylee McCollum, Marine
Jared Schmitz, Marine

Remember their names.
Rest In Peace, brothers.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Vets right now:

Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”

And I said, “Here am I. Send me.”

Isaiah 6:8

[weird, but fucking beautiful @BlumeThereItIs]

Raise your hand if you're already over the #whaboom #TheBachelorette

[j.gray @oorjen]

@dustinlynch you missed the wedding but you will have a chance to give me a shout out when you're in South Dakota in Apr! #yourdaddysboots

[j.gray @oorjen]

"Honey, did you know Mitt Romney's real name is Mittens?"

Annoyed glare from my husband...

[j.gray @oorjen]

Thank you @dustinlynch for a song that describes my father perfectly...#yourdaddysboots

[j.gray @oorjen]

@viallnicholas28 team Nick! I don't know what changed but I'm all for this guy!

[j.gray @oorjen]

@cbmcnary I had lion slippers I could have sent you! But I donated them already :(