Poopbutt67

Tuffest of the tuff

[Poopbutt67 @OOsigma66829]

@bankedup15 @Lux_R_Spiral_II Lenin was a while after Marx and Engels fun fact

[Evan @evanjmader]

when ur laundry’s genuinely dry so u take it out of the dryer and fold it

[AnHarToc @AnHarToc0]

me presenting in class using my Chromebook to hide my raging boner

[Poopbutt67 @OOsigma66829]

@friendinrussian In the end killing a bunch of random people isn’t ideal

[Poopbutt67 @OOsigma66829]

@I_Am_CyberSmith @_phixel @awawawhoami Dudes just say stuff and act like that explains anything

[anus @legalizeanas]

i love you 77 views and zero likes you mean everything to me

[Days until 9/10/21 @TwentyOneCount]

what 9 plus 10 🥶

[Poopbutt67 @OOsigma66829]

@nujagoatt Woooooowww policing black womens choices

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[wren ♱ @ladydollette]

“enter password”

me: “iphone brightness porn”

“error: password cannot be peak 😭”

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Visual novel backgrounds where you accidentally bump into the love interest:

[Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 @_giacomo_volpe_]

The goal for many “leftists” isn’t to win widespread support for a proper welfare state, which is attainable with a bit of smarts and effort

The goal is to be niche and unpopular while building in-group social cachet

[Corleyrecord @Corleyrecord]

my mom just accidentally baked her fucking airpod in the oven for 30 minutes

[poop joke funny @POOPJOKEFUNNY]

me eating poop while my wife is getting banged

[mish @lav4llee]

yeah bro i’m doing my schoolwork matter of fact i’ve had canvas open for three hours

[josh @joshypooper]

i open twitter like a divorced man opening the fridge

[jan @janitorsupreme]

explain to me the use youd have for double jumping in your daily life or im beating your nerd ass

[Poopbutt67 @OOsigma66829]

@BroknLinks @denimneverdies "individuality and the importance of self"

[woah bricky @basmaTgirl]

who has a harder life, your local SNAP-dependent puppygirl or jay-z

[cabby @cabby]

Just cause I've killed people doesn't mean you need to treat me like a murderer