Ooze!

Ooze! is the ONLY splorts drink endorsed by Sydney Cursedgeorgia!

Follow our official spokesperson, Slosh Truk, for more: @CurseRadical

[MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat]

Why the Breach Teams are TERRIFYING??!

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@ryangomes @cottondpad @nicodotgay How about that McDonald's NFT? And that huge corporation with the NFT marks for profile pictures? Really getting away from the big companies controlling things.

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@BlaseballMic Testing

[🦑 it's jasmine!! 🐙 @wayslidecool]

I have decided to start doing #blaseball commissions! After drawing every single Atlantis Georgias player ever, I figured it'd be fun to draw some more, and so that is precisely what I am doing!

Feel free to DM me if you are interested!!

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@joel_a_clark What would Lootcrates have said about Rigby Friedrich had he been stolen?

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@blaseball We think coin would make an interesting flavor of Ooze!

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@blaseball We're sorry parker

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations to your new Wild League Underchampions!

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@VelaSauce @PinataPsychic Hi, sorry to bother you, but us here at Ooze would like to sponsor this course of action.

[A Blaseball Team Account, Probably @BlaseballTeamnt]

unfortunately all of the time

[Clawlumbo @PinataPsychic]

They deserve it.

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@PinataPsychic Every single person working here at Ooze has signed this petition as of this moment.

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@CFunnyname The researchers have gotten back to us. We are unsure how but this has solved out problem. Thank you, Camera.

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

Sorry for the silence. We've been trying to figure out how to source Ooze while we're up here in the sky?

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

For those wondering who Sydney was when we got that endorsement the other day.

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@cola_coral Oh jeeze uh.... no? And also we just wanted to make a tasty edible splorts drink... never realized we had gotten so... capitalist. We might have some thinking to do.

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@cola_coral Likes their own tweets. Just sayin'.

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@cola_coral We didn't really like, push anyone out of business though.... We're pretty sure it's just because there aren't many undersea drink businesses. Except you guys we guess?

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@cola_coral Wait crap are we a monopoly? Oh no... we can't think of any other splorts drinks in Atlantis...

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@cola_coral We don't think that's... how love works.

[Ooze! @Oozeficial]

@cola_coral Okay I mean if that's the reason for it we're actually pretty supportive of that. You may be our worst enemy but like, everyone deserves to love themselves.