BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE

Official news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and Legal Notary and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII

[Sam Rosenthal @samrosenthal]

We’re hiring a Head of Social at @thegameband.

Especially interested in creative people who’ve worked on consumer apps and have a strong feel for internet culture.

Games industry experience not required.

Know someone great? Send them our way.

https://t.co/IrHeq4iOvL

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

oh hey

[The Game Band @thegameband]

Hi everyone, sorry it’s been a while. We’ve been busy solving murders.

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

@ErrantlyErin uhh
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[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

A League investigation confirmed the passing of Mexico City's Anastasia Isarobot was due to electoral causes. They will be missed and will tragically miss Double Down Thursdays, where Fans are awarded 200 chips & 40 votes instead of 100 chips & 20 votes on https://t.co/XexePq88uc

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Ohio Worm Johnnyboy Aster, who died peacefully in his siesta by incineration following Season 2's Blessings. RIV Johnnyboy Aster, who would have wanted you to follow Blaseball on all social media platforms. ⚾️🩸

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

We are saddened to learn of Tigers Player Leandra Beech's recent passing by incineration. They will tragically never get to see who comes out on top in this ILB Postseason to become the Season 2 Champion. RIV Leandra Beech. ⚾️🩸
https://t.co/Th3JcrvfpZ

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

10 minutes until Polls Close! Don't forget to #VOTE for the next Crew Chief!🩸⚾️
https://t.co/hzatdpYcBt

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Thank you for watching Internet League #Blaseball Season 2! See you at the Election tomorrow. Polls close at 1 pm eastern, 10 am pacific. Don’t forget to #VOTE!🩸⚾️

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

NEVER ESTIMATE THE BEAMS! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams the title of Season 2 Champion with a Golden Record of 71-19 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

The Sunbeams get the brooms out. Can the Flowers hang on?🩸⚾️ https://t.co/U8AByBzMnx

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

@unigram https://t.co/HX7oOmj9sx

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

makes sense to me

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations to your new Evil Conference Champions!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

makes sense to me

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

The stage is set for the Season 2 Internet Series!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations to your new Good Conference Champions!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations Hades Tigers! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Congratulations Hawai'i Fridays! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

@BFFBlaseball correct

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Internal Error did this one. forget this one.

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

⚾️🩸THE STAGE IS SET for the Good and Evil Conference Championships, TOMORROW @ 12 pm ET/9 am PT🩸⚾️

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

@DedSec_Pony @BlaseballNews yea

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

@bevanthewise uhh it's still the conference championships

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

THE STAGE IS SET WAKE UP Play Ball!🩸⚾️ https://t.co/U8AByBzMnx