✨ Bevan Pies 🥧

Arcanist. Spelunker. ILB lineup player for the Philly Pies @philly_pies 🥧 icon by @0dd0wl banner by @moliwogs 🎨 he/any pronouns 🔮

[✨ Bevan Pies 🥧 @bevanthewise]

So Listen Ahahaha... *Twists A Lock Of Hair Around His Finger* What If You Spilt Your Blood On This Obelisk

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Hellmouth Sunbeams

Did this team stare into the sun of victory or crash and burn?

https://t.co/iOXl4OJo5C

[Blexplained @blexplained]

It's a random Wednesday and it's been months but I finally completed the last statistical history and I'm going to post it tomorrow so the complete project is online.
Proud of myself for finishing it even if nobody watches. Sad it's my last blaseball video.

[FabForward 𓂆 @Fab_Fwd]

Seeing some news (finally) about Long Covid behaving like HIV.

I have been HIV positive since 2007 and am very lucky to have a very good doctor, an HIV specialist, so I asked him about it.

[👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 @CHSSTFans]

Remember @BlaseballCares closes on June 30th, so get your memorial merch orders in.

[Create Alliances for Better and Prepare for Worse. @SamAsIAm]

A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/

[gwencie ➡️(bsky)🦋 @gwinglemove]

congratulations user "dudewithtude42" on making the only intentionally funny post on any rpg reddit in years

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

The password game is out now! Good luck 👹

> https://t.co/kXhmbHqYTK

[Tom Bloom @Orbitaldropkick]

double your commission prices

[kdubya @kdubyalt]

I can never admit to my worst blaseball crimes

[✨ Bevan Pies 🥧 @bevanthewise]

Thanks For Everything.

[Gracie D. 🌱🐸 @graciedarts]

goodbye #blaseball , you were so much fun 💖✨

[Blaseball Cared @BlaseballCares]

One last fire sale, for old time’s sake?

Discounts are getting put up live, but everything is pretty much as cheap as we can possibly sell it for.

After June 30, we’ll be closing our doors for good. It’s been an honor, y’all 💙

https://t.co/F0Vfao2E2T

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

Hey everyone,

With the announcement today that Blaseball is shutting down, we'd like to do something special.

Even if you've never written for us, we invite you all to submit a blurb for our Blaseball CLOSING THOUGHTS.

Info in our general conversation channel in our Discord.

[✨ Bevan Pies 🥧 @bevanthewise]

through redactions and magic 8-ball, chorby shenanigans and glover antics, the yellowstone magic has persevered and kept it mossy. now and forevermore we will remain the team who does not wish to be perceived, thanks. so much love to magic and as always, assa beeb abba soos! 8/8

[✨ Bevan Pies 🥧 @bevanthewise]

//breaking kayfabe for this one. wow im bummed. havent had much time to think or process but i dont really keep up with this account when blaseball isnt running, so its future is up in the air right now. im not the only admin and i'd be open to handing it off to someone else. 1/8

[✨ Bevan Pies 🥧 @bevanthewise]

this team is genuinely the best, our lorejams and strategizing and goofing around always made my day brighter and more special when things were tough. i know we could've won a championship with just one more season to play. now we'll forever be the team that got oh so close. 7/8