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[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

Idk saying “I got my man back” is never something a woman should be saying. Unless he came back from war.

[🫰🏿 @oozyghost]

@xoveloure @THEBUNNIESTBOO Many white beauty standards are rooted in pedophilia. (Ex: petite/thinness, long hair, anything to resemble being a child still. )

Black beauty standards are the opposite (thick=mature, short hair= sophisticated)

I hope this helps!

[🫰🏿 @oozyghost]

Sex therapy should be an option with sexy talk therapists, I’m convinced

[Neet @neet_sol]

birds sing every morning cause they don't have to go to work

[🫰🏿 @oozyghost]

Yall it’s not just the men you date that are jealous of you, it’s your gay “bestie” too. They will definitely ki in your face and plot behind your back

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated 😭

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Me in a Teams meeting when I hear my name:

[Softboy @softboywin]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I take too many shrooms & start opening up to my labubu

[niyy🫟 @jaaniiyyaa]

happy vday to that dreadhead i just stopped talkin to i still love you🥲

[theyunginnn @riaworld_]

what’s wrong with amazon wigs?????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Bill Clinton went home to this every day and still decided to cheat

[maniac @darealhoehater]

middle fingers in the air fuck you twice

[Fine A$$ @1RealVee]

normalize not giving people grace bc at this big age everyone know exactly what they doing!

[jynx @jynxbby]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this