Owen Phillips

Freelance Graphic Designer, Web Designer, Photographer, Illustrator and general creative type working out of Holmfirth, West Yorkshire.

[Owen Phillips @OP_Creative]

@Hermesparcels How the chuff do I actually speak to someone in your sorry outfit?! Waiting two days now for someone to collect this parcel. No method to contact you. Going round in circles. Utter crap.

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@HendricksGin is this text meant to be backwards, or did some numpty put the decal on the wrong way up?

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@affinitybyserif has anyone else reported a bug to you in Designer 1.7 for Mac, whereby the Layers panel stops allowing items to be re-ordered? It seems to need the programme to be closed and restarted to bring it back to normal behaviour again....

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@affinitybyserif how do I rotate the symmetry line on the new version of Designer for iPad? Can do it in Mac and have managed to do it on iPad once.... but no idea how??

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@Monotype @FontExplorerX Okay, thanks for the speedy reply - Rolled back to 6.0.5 and usable again. Bit awkward though... quality control and all that 🤨

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@Monotype what the hell have you done to @FontExplorerX?! this is unusable... did any testing happen at all before this update was released?

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@coopuk So, Elliot, when I buy a lettuce from my local market or greengrocer that consequently doesn’t come with a plastic wrap and a label on it, are both the vendor and I incapable of deducing the freshness and quality of said lettuce? And what about the veg you sell loose?

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@coopuk one of your stores just refused to sell me an iceberg lettuce because the label had fallen off it. When I enquired I was told it would be chucked away. Unsellable with no date, apparently. Offered to rescue it for free but was refused. Do you always waste food like this?

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@OnlyConnectQuiz the word “apostrophes” is plural and shouldn’t have an apostrophe in it. #EpicFail

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@SonyMusicGlobal @SonyMusicUK Download code not working through @wearevinyl for @bobdylan's #MoreBloodMoreTracks on release day. Reply from support says "there has been a delay in us obtaining the audio". Kind of shits on the point of pre-ordering an album, really.

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@CCLcomputers refuse to refund a £200 monitor that went wrong after 6 months. Claiming it has to be pursued with the manufacturer as a "warranty issue". @MartinSLewis, @BBCRadio4 #youandyours would you care to remind them of their obligations under the Consumer Rights Act 2015?

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@TunnockOfficial The teacakes we bought today are hard and chewy. Not altogether unpleasant but a bit of a surprise. What’s going on? Did you give your marshmallow fluffer a day off?

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@wunderground are you having server issues over the last few days? Pages keep not loading properly and incomplete data sporadically reporting from my PWS.

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@adrianflux I've been waiting nearly two weeks for a new back window now due to @NatWindscreens incompetence. Utterly ridiculous.

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@AvonlineUK @Speedtest I did. 2 hours ago. So far: 4 calls, 3 emails, 14 tweets, no response. Worst #CustomerExperience ever. ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE!

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@AvonlineUK @Speedtest I can, but you should know that after nearly 2hrs in phone queues without getting through to anyone I have just emailed your MD.

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@AvonlineUK @Speedtest result... blistering. https://t.co/akNGyrjOzx

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@Avonline @Ookla Speedtest result. Utterly shite. https://t.co/Ehz41gYLfw #speedtest

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@AvonlineUK given up after 1 hr 5 mins on hold. Just emailed CEO. hope he gives your "customer service" team a f***ing big kick up the arse.

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@AvonlineUK WHOOOP! AN HOUR ON HOLD!!! DING DING DING!