Lyssa

please do not refer to me. my pronouns aren’t. 💖💜💙

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

Welcome to my life, where everything's made up and the points don't matter

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

"I got that Greek statue body - TINY PENIS" -@DocYeeHawNut

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

"there's absolutely nothing that the arrogance of a white man can't solve" -@DocYeeHawNut

[renaissance @YONCELOVESARI]

thank you

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

Every LGBT+ person I know knows all the vacation bible school songs, and I'm not saying it's causation, but definitely correlation

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

I bring regrettable information that unfortunately, getting a new tattoo on a Monday automatically makes it feel like a Saturday, and you still have to go to work the next day 😭

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

We were all wrong. Nickelback fucks. And every single person I know that would disagree with this has been to one of their concerts 100%

[Bobby @SullivanBobby]

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣

Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

Ghost Rider is the best superhero. Literally ever.

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

Any time I'm watching @FamilyGuyonFOX and I hear Patrick Stump, my heart grows three sizes like the Grinch 🥺❤️

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

@boburnham is a time traveler. Wake up.

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

I have Pete Wentz's sweat towel. Fuck all y'all

[Deadpool Movie @deadpoolmovie]

The moment Hugh’ve all been waiting for. #DeadpoolWolverine

[Deadpool Movie @deadpoolmovie]

Deadpool: A Hugh Hope

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

The prophecy has been fulfilled 🙏 @LilJon

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

Why are green beans so *squeaky*

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

"Bob Barker fucks DIRT, he's DEAD" @DocYeeHawNut

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard has been granted parole and will be released in December.
Gypsy pleaded guilty to murder in 2016 for her role in the killing of her mother.
Gypsy says her mother abused her and held her prisoner as part of an elaborate fraud.
https://t.co/5a1IJGhLjs

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

Today I've learned that my new, super fun migraines range from digging my eyeball out with a dull spoon to digging it out with a sharp knife and I just love that for me

[Lyssa @opal_auras]

I think finding out about explicit music/language is a really important part of the pre-teen social experience and can hinder a person if not experienced and I'll die on this hill