just had the best sandwich for lunc-
“gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”
My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.
I'm a PhD student at @UniofOxford and I think I'm living in a fairytale :-)
Foxes playing around in the snow at Magdalen College this morning — absolutely magical!
@paul_winginit I'm currently trying to book an EMR open return to London and it seems to be a state secret which trains are actually usable on the Super Off Peak ticket. Like they want you to just try one and then penalise you for it 🤷♀️
apple needs to start giving headphones for free again because if i have to hear that “oh no no no” tiktok audio out loud on the train again im gonna start tying people to the train tracks
i didn't realize my love language was slack emojis until i had to work in microsoft teams. there are 0 custom emojis allowed but there IS an official microsoft sticker of a hammerhead shark in a business suit hanging his head in shame, with the caption "we got sued"
In honour of the Gladiators final, here’s my son doing all the moves during the opening titles.
For me, the plaster on his head, his sudden decision to get a unicorn to help him and his impression of Viper really add to it.
#GladiatorsFinal