Jack G.

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@pitchfork I’m excited for the reader scores, but I go through four reviews *a day* let alone a month. I’ll be signing up as a subscriber by necessity, and because I support your work, but I do worry that the discourse will be somewhat unfairly limited to those who can afford it

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@CFL “Beginning in 2028, the league will add a fourth down and become known as NFL Canada”

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

Criminal: Okay where’s the drop?

Bad undercover cop: 230 West Street

Criminal: How’ll I know it’s you?

Bad undercover cop: I’m in the unmarked police car

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@bssmusic my two-year old asked for a lullaby tonight before bed, and after “I Love You Forever” and “Hush Little Baby,” is it bad that all I could think of on the spot was a clean version of “It’s All Gonna Break”?

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@TSN_Sports why the hell am I paying the same price for a TSN subscription if I’m getting three ads now before my stream even starts? Plus all the other ads during the broadcasts…

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

life is too short to use the forks you don’t like

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@haaidj you’re honestly making some of the best, most interesting music right now, and I’m so excited every time you have a new release

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@TSN_Sports what’s going on with the app tonight? I can’t go more than a few mins without the NBA Finals stream stopping and buffering (and I checked and it’s definitely not my home internet or wifi…)

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

the alphabet honestly falls off pretty hard after “T”

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@Alison57705158 @DCanadafirst @PaulChampLaw everyone knows the best, most dependable news is a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet of a Facebook post and another Facebook post of sharing a link to a link (that you can’t easily read)!

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

do rich people cut their own nails?

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

“Baby Shark” only serves to partially reinforce the potentially harmful construct of family hierarchy entrenched in much of modern society

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

why does a rooster crow but a crow caws?

(asking for a friend)

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@MLBTV why am I *paying* for the yearly audio package and then I go to listen to a game and I get an ad before the broadcast? Jays-Twins right now and the ad made me miss the Hernandez three-run homer 🤬🤬🤬

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the hot pepper seeds aren’t where all the spice is

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

not only is “Show Up” my favourite track on @samiatheband’s new EP, but I did a double-take and had a huge smile that, yes, she actually did mention listening to @whereisMUNA in the song 😄

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

@bokamotoESPN I just laughed so fucking hard at this

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

Every holiday should be on a Friday. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Jack G. @opaljagger]

definitely most excited for Dogecoin 👍🏼

[Wealthsimple @Wealthsimple]

New coins are here! We've just dropped fourteen new cryptocurrencies and tokens from @Uniswap to @chainlink.

Retweet and tell us which one you're most excited about and we'll send 14 lucky winners $14,000 to get started. 💸

[Wealthsimple @Wealthsimple]

New coins are here! We've just dropped fourteen new cryptocurrencies and tokens from @Uniswap to @chainlink.

Retweet and tell us which one you're most excited about and we'll send 14 lucky winners $14,000 to get started. 💸