Opal

Cryptography analyst at Trail of Bits. Not hugely active here.

[Opal @OpalTob]

@vxunderground @ddd1ms But can it run Doom?!

[Trail of Bits @trailofbits]

Join our cryptographer @OpalTob at DeCompute, where she will present her joint work on weak Fiat-Shamir attacks against modern proof systems, which recently won a distinguished paper award at IEEE S&P 2023!

[Trail of Bits @trailofbits]

We also have released an update to Dylint, which improves its usability. Use it to create custom Rust lints and security rules https://t.co/0LXw6xtcBv

[Opal @OpalTob]

Your girl got famous this week.

[Trail of Bits @trailofbits]

This blog post is all about a pair of bugs in some special-purpose ZKP code that allow ne’er-do-wells to trick some popular software into accepting invalid proofs of impossible statements. https://t.co/k0r1YPOxSU

[Opal @OpalTob]

@fuzztech @ken5m1th @drinkhoplark Been a minute since I've been to my local Wegman's, but they used to have Athletic on the shelves pretty regularly.

[Opal @OpalTob]

Not even as a JOKE, dude.

[Jason Livingood @jlivingood]

@Popehat Surely we can make PACER worse - let’s put it on the blockchain. 😂

[Opal @OpalTob]

I'd probably convince MYSELF that I'm the salesperson before the first commercial break.

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

idea: a gameshow called Imposter Syndrome where you take 10 senior developers and tell them that one of them is actually just a sales guy who's been taught to say DevOps buzzwords. to win, they have to figure out who the fake dev is. the trick: there is no sales guy

[Opal @OpalTob]

European coffee makes me think I could write dubstep. Just transcribe my heartbeats after one or two cups...

Dwooooooooo-do-dododododo-dwooo-DWEEEEE-EEE, dododododo--

*BASS DROP*

[𝗥𝗬𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗭 @withzombies]

@8x5clPW2 Treat PGP like it's treated us

[Opal @OpalTob]

Easy for Nat to say-- she didn't get bleeped!

[0xicingdeath @0xicingdeath]

“I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin.” - Neo, The Matrix

I'm not bending spoons anywhere (on this universe, anyway) – but had a blast recording the "Future" episode with @trailofbits!