Oliver Parikian

18 year old musician / F1 fan / sim racer / procrastinator

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

Guy who gets "b" and "d" confused, telling you to excavate a peaty wetland:

[𒐫 @Or_Tinrante]

@SkinnyTuna It's short for outroduction

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

the most fucked up thing about the world is that “Outro” is kinda not a real word and is not short for any real word either.

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant?

Person 2: I did

Person 1: what’s he like?

Person 2: so tender and mild

Person 1: what

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

@JonnElledge love the Netherlands insisting ‘Santa lives in Spain’ and Spain being like ‘na he’s not here have you checked Iran?’

[jonn elledge is mainly on bluesky @JonnElledge]

the fuck is going on with Spain

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[🦌Ghob-swag-a🦌 @Ghobsmacka]

My boyfriend just accidentally sent me what he was getting me for Christmas so he sent this picture 44 times to cover it up

[mar @itsmariannnna]

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all those who celebrate

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Has Grok been captured by woke programmers?

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Don’t

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Gaslighting music students by pronouncing “bass” like the fish

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

😭😭

[Oliver Parikian @OParikian]

@LevParikian We’re doing this again?

[Oliver Parikian @OParikian]

@samissamming Literally me rn