InkedRx

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[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

Women will be like "hi I'm Dr. Physician, MD. I'll be the doctor that's doctoring you today in this hospital where I'm a physician" and people will still submit complaints saying that they never got to see a doctor

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

I feel like I've seen this before

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Subway is now offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to “Subway”

The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.

[Drew Potter @DrewPotterOffic]

When I was young (like between 7th and 9th grade) one of my younger siblings had a singing Elmo toy. They decided to try to have a bath with it and broke it (kids be dumb sometimes) but kept it just to play with it without the sound. BUT before it went completely dead…

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@DrSandman11 good thing diprivan is fresenius, the yellow tops will be spared this time around 😂

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@SarasCrazyLife this is rudely accurate 😂

[medusa did nothing wrong @prittyspeshyl]

I’m at the bird law violation. I’m at the tree law violation. I’m at the combination bird law tree law violation.

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@shmoopythescie1 @cadence_doc Yeah it definitely ain't good 😭

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

25% of injectable drugs in the US

cool cool cool 🙃

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@cadence_doc Does this also include all of hospira's injectables as well then since they're Pfizer owned? 😬 that would be rough

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

Phew this makes it a lot less terrifying

https://t.co/8T1Xix4A7G

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@EmpiricGame The powders would be sterilized products too🥲 We in deep shit

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

My coworkers on the daily:

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

One time Elon was on a plane he offered to buy a horse for the flight attendant if she would jerk him off.

She ended up being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in a settled sexual harassment lawsuit.

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@murderandmeds @OKWildlifeDept my dude needs to floss

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@PoleDoctress 3" inseam or bust

[InkedRx @opdiva_rx]

@PoleDoctress I would go so hard on this combo right now and it's 7am 😂 not even ashamed it's goddamn delicious

[Hilary @Hilary_W]

I'm in a Facebook group called This cat is G R O M P Y and it's recently been taken over by a rescue kitten called Tater Tot and I am living for it. I am a Tater Tot stan.