Carl

wannabe burner

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

one hour left on my story and she hasn’t seen it yet

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Not a single mention in the Epstein files
>No blackmail

He just bombed the middle east for the love of the game

[Kevin Kaduk | Bears By 7 @KevinKaduk]

On the bright side, maybe they'll open Mugs Bunny back up in Hegewisch.

[Sam DeRosa @savemeishbia]

Last 10 White Sox seasons:

2025: bright signs
2024: Hell
2023: Luis Robert and that’s all
2022: Heartbreaking
2021: FUN
2020: FUN/Abreu MVP
2019: Bad fun
2018: Disappointing pt. 2
2017: And it begins
2016: Confusion
2015: Disappointing pt. 1

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Italian 🇮🇹 construction workers trying to build a hockey arena for the Milan Olympics

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

You can't really argue with this dude...

Narratives vs. Reality
-Trump hates immigrants - married to an immigrant
-Trump hates women - first ever woman Chief of Staff
-Trump will start WW3 - Stopped 8 wars in 9 months
-Trump is a dictator - People are free to protest him 24/7
-"Democracy" is at risk - Trump won electoral AND popular vote AND all swing states which sounds pretty democratic to me...

Anyone else smell the BS coming from the left?

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

This is my quant

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Leaving in the Uber after expensing your team's Happy Hour

[• @WordsCocoon]

august 10, sunday...

[Carl @Ope_carl]

@x62904 Would

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Leaving the office after showing up 17 minutes late, sending one email and flirting with the secretary all day

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

My X timeline today:

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

Man ALL YOU HAD TO DO was no-sell it. If you hadn't gone down like you'd been shot, nobody would've ever known. What, you think your spouses are sat at home watching Coldplay jumbotron footage??? You've absolutely played yourselves.

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Most accurate meme I’ve ever seen

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

“Stay in the game long enough to get lucky” is underrated advice.